Monthly Archives: December 2009

The Young and the Waistless, The Old and the Beautiful

            On most Saturday mornings I go to Mountain Park Park (Note to the editor—that’s not a typo.  It really is the name of the park.  Mountain Park is the name of the city). (Second note to the editor—maybe you … Continue reading

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Getting to Christmas

            We spend December planning and preparing.  We drive into the parking lot that used to be a highway in hopes of making it to the zoo that used to be the mall.  We listen to Manheim Steamroller on the … Continue reading

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