Monthly Archives: March 2012

GBC: Good Christian Baptists?

GCB does not stand for “Good Christian Baptists.”  ABC’s new, unfunny, and uninteresting sitcom was named “Good Christian Bitches” just long enough to get attention for offending the easily offended.  The consistently irritating title became “Good Christian Belles,” but then … Continue reading

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Runaway Bunnies

The graduates sang a rousing rendition of “We’re on Our Way to Kindergarten.”  Mrs. Ayres gave out the “Certificates of Completion.”  (They went in alphabetical order.  Youngers learn to be patient.)   We had cupcakes and cookies and then stepped out … Continue reading

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